"Nick & Mike": A Visit To Russia Will Have A Bad Effect On Lukashenko's Health

• 2.08.2025, 11:02

And on the loyalty of his entourage.

Lukashenko's visit to Russia is going almost according to plan, the "Nick and Mike" Telegram channel writes:

- Yesterday they predictably threatened "hazelnut", but somehow inarticulately. Perhaps because it exists only in a single serial copy.

-Sinepaly predictably tried to work for "half an ear". He stipulated, calling Russia's actions a seizure of Ukrainian territories, but quickly agreed that "this is the return of their own". Then somehow not too menacingly taught Donald Trump how to conduct peace talks. Definitely didn't want to bury the shutter for separatist contacts, and also in front of my eyes were two US nuclear submarines, which Dimon Medvedev had summoned to Russia's shores with his white-hot delirium.

In general, the picture shown to the world by the blue-fingered man and the cigarette butt could well be used for a feature film about two elderly clients of a mental institution on a bench discussing the global.

The communication will continue in the format we described above. The two sides have their own tactical interests. However, they have different positions and weight categories. Money will be hard to extract from Russia, just like hazel. And for the same reason - there is none. By the way, Russian media are beginning to prepare the population for devaluation. What will happen to the junta's currency exchange rate is similarly predictable.

And in general, our quartet does not recommend long visits to Russia to Sinepalom.

It is harmful to health and the situation in the elite of the agrojunta. Who knows what she does without her boss for three whole days.