Prozhektorparishilton: A Gypsy caravan will carry oil to Lukashenka (Video)

• 22.03.2010, 9:51

The theme of Belarus was again raised in the popular Russian TV show.

This time Ivan Urgant, Sergey Svetlakov and Garik Martirosyan joked about statement of Lukashenka, who said that Caracas was ready to deliver to Minsk 80,000 barrels of oil per day. The hosts were trying to guess how oil from Venezuela can get to Belarus. Their first hypothesis was a satellite. Then they supposed there was a secret oil corridor: Indians carry oil in pirogues from Venezuela to Chili, then it is carried by airship through the Pacific Ocean (with a stop on Easter Island, then the Romani will carry oil from Bessarabia to Odessa, where they will arrange with a train attendant to load two sections with oil. “A cheap variant. Cheap, quick, impossible,” the hosts concluded.

The hosts of Prozhektorparishilton summarize: “80,000 barrels of oil per day will be delivered from point A to point B. 21 million tonnes per year (6 million – for free) will be delivered from point R to point B. The question is: what does point R need this for? Let point B make whatever it likes.